By A.M. Harte
Posted May 26, 2011
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The apocalypse may or may not be coming soon — make sure you are prepared!
Now, I’m sure you’ve already got your safe house, food supplies, greenhouses and weapons ready, but have you given any thought to entertainment?
Having the right entertainment is a key part of surviving an apocalypse. If there’s nothing to do in your safe house, you’ll eventually get bored out of your skull, go outside, and WHAM! Hello, zombies.
Now I’m NOT going to let that happen to you. So that’s why this week I’m giving away a bunch of entertainment-friendly prizes like ebooks, a paperback, Amazon voucher, Kindle, and more!
First things first: the key to surviving the apocalypse is to be prepared. For that reason, I’m offering a 50% discount on my trusty zombie guide Hungry For You, which tells you everything you never knew about zombies, including an overview of the different types!
To take advantage of this offer, go to Smashwords and use coupon code ND25A before midnight on Saturday.
(Unless you don’t want to survive the apocalypse, that is.)
The second most important part to survival is to be optimistic and have hope. But what if the worst happens and you get bitten?
Positivity is key! That’s why I recommend you start loving zombies. If you love zombies, when you turn into one it won’t be so depressing!
Not sure where to begin? This week I’ve written two guest posts on how I went from zombie-hater to a zombie-dater.
Over on Two Ends of the Pen is 10 Things I Hate About Zombies, outlining how Hungry For You began; and on Juniper Grove is a encouraging guest post called To Fellow Zombie Haters, about why you should love zombies, too.
On top of learning to love zombies, each post is running an ebook giveaway. When else has preparing for the apocalypse been a win-win?!
If you want to go the extra mile, remember to stick around this week and Party Like It’s 1889.
Not only will you learn to love zombies, and therefore be less depressed if you become one. You’ll also have more chances of winning our Kindle grand prize… meaning hours of entertainment for your safe house. So while other people get bored and go outside (and die), you’ll stay inside and be safe!
Surviving the apocalypse in 4 easy steps:*
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I’m giving away a $10 Amazon voucher & a 1889 paperback this week (open worldwide)! Enter to win by commenting below & on the posts linked above. Each comment also counts as an entry to the Kindle giveaway! More details and ways to win available here.
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