This Topic Tag is for @am_harte, who keeps forcing me to put things out of order with her DARES. Her topic? “Explain why Nutella is the greatest substance in the world” in 25 words.
“Nutella,” said she, “I decree, is the greatest substance in the world.”
I thought a moment…
… what to say?
“Ha!” said I, and walked away.
You didn’t EXPLAIN! This is a cop out!
One cannot explain a falsehood.
I’m getting the feeling that the nutella exported from Italy isn’t as good quality. You know once I ate nutella in Spain and it was gross! Oily and liquidy and much more nutty and less chocolatey.
But the still we hoard to ourselves in italy is yumyum.
You know I once ate nutella in Canada and it tasted like baby poo mixed with bean sprouts and rotten eggs. The next time I tried it, it had less of the egg taste, but the rest was the same.
YUM.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anna you’ve been owned!