“I’m serious,” wrote Anna, late in the evening, “you are.”
It was hard to think of what to say.
“Can such a thing exist?” I ventured.
“It can, and does!”
I thought of how to continue.
“So I’m a god?”
“Yes.”
“Of sex scenes.”
“Unwritten sex scenes. Your written ones suck.”
“True,” I admitted.
“Unwritten sex scenes,” she continued. “Involving scissors.”
Fingers hovered over keys, cautious.
“How does that work, exactly?” I asked.
No reply, so I added: “What are you doing with your stationery over there?”
A minute later, she replied “Ohhh, paperclips!” and logged off for the night.
This Topic Tag was purchased by @am_harte, who thinks she’s pretty funny.







I don’t THINK I’m funny, I AM funny. Come on guys, tell me that didn’t amuse you, too!
Ooooh shiny pens…. *runs off*
And your written sex scenes don’t suck… well, not that much. They could be a heck of a lot worse. Best keep un-writing them though.
You should see how she reacts to binder clips. *fans self*
I think I had most fun with trying to decide on what exactly Anna Topic Tagged…
This never fails to crack me up.